You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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