Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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