Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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