you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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