Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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