i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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