We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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