I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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