Yo dont text me then not text me
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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