I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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