glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
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