I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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