What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
Will exercising make me less horny?
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