If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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