is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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