It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Let's get the cat blown out
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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