it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I was not drunk enough for that final.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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