Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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