dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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