I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
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I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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