we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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