Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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