so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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