maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Randomize