MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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