fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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