Sry I called you an 8
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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