it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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