Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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