i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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