i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
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