What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
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