I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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