she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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