Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Randomize
