Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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