This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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