Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Did you pee in the oven last night??
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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