3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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