He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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