It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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