Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
i out mim tonsoeep
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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