I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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