Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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