her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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