Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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