Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I'm passing your future prison.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
