Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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