I wanna bring you to show and tell
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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