So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I just found puke in my bra..
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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