i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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