Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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